An Introduction to my Erotic Sensual Massage Therapy Services for Women

I have been providing a very successful, popular, discreet, confidential, reputable, reliable, trustworthy massage therapy service exclusively for women having a very successful "niche" in the market for the past twenty years without any problems arising in all that time enabling ladies to explore erotic sensual massage within a safe, secure, secret setting.

Ladies booking my erotic sensual massage services are not necessarily the archetypal, typical bored housewives or lonely, desparate women as many of my own female clientele are in fact busy career women of all adult ages with many different professions and from all walks of life between 18 to 80 years of age including adult students and retired women, so there is nothing sleazy or tacky about booking me to give and erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage.

You are most certainly not alone in wanting to enjoy an holistic therapeutic massage that then turns into an erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage and there is nothing embarrassing about enjoying / exploring your interest in erotic sensual massage or seeking to fulfil your massage kink / fetish.

You need not think that you are perhaps "wired wrong" if your friends think that wanting to enjoy an erotic sensual massage with a male massage therapist masseur is scary, embarrassing, wrong, weird, strange or even unsafe as I have been doing this for a long time now when providing very safe, consensual, professional erotic sensual massage therapy services for women and I always go to great lengths to ensure that all my discerning female clientele feel completely safe, secure, happy, relaxed, comfortable and that all the ladies booking my massage services feel totally assured with my reassurances and guarantees at all times.

I do guarantee your safety and security at all times, however if you still feel that my assurances and reassurances are not enough, but you are still tempted to book my services, then you are most welcome to invite a female friend to be with you for moral support to act as a chaperone in the same space and in fact, I can sometimes be booked by two ladies at the same time who are both seeking my services whereby both women have a separate massage while one lady waits in a different room to receive her massage therapy treatment, thus giving both ladies their erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage "back-to-back" as it were.

Seeking a professional male massage therapist masseur to give an erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage treatments is not wrong, weird, strange or even unsafe as long as you choose the right person / masseur and then find / book the most suitable, safe, trustworthy, credible, reputable, professional male massage therapist masseur, indeed many women recently voted erotic sensual massage including Tantric Yoni (vaginal) massage as one of their favourite fantasies to fulfil in a recent survey poll which was conducted on behalf of a well-known women's magazine.

I am also an holistic therapist and I offer / provide holistic massage therapies too which hopefully gives me more credence, credibility and professionalism with regard to women who are seeking my more intimate, erotic and sensual massage therapy services.

You need not be scared, frightened, nervous or embarrassed about making contact with me to help you fulfil your intimate massage and / or intimate, erotic sexual needs, desires and fantasy.

Many women booking my own erotic sensual massage therapy services do actually view and see their erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage as a form of therapy with therapeutic holistic healing qualities too as they experience the calming, relaxing, reviving, revitalising, rejuvenating, soothing qualities of the actual massage itself culminating in a full sexual release with Yoni massage and my manual, sexual stimulation of their genitalia making my clients come with a powerful, intense orgasm climax helping them to release all their pent-up sexual energy / tension to then promote total relaxation, harmony and body balancing.

There are some women who tell me that they are just plain sexually frustrated and feel under-sexed finding it frustrating to find a suitable outlet to alleviate their sexual frustration, so booking a professional male massage therapist masseur to provide them with an erotic sensual massage Tantric massage including Yoni (Vaginal) massage in conjunction with other forms of sexual stimulation to give them an orgasm climax is just the tonic.

I can also use other sexual techniques to help ladies achieve their goal to enjoy an orgasmic climax to their erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage.

Many women booking my own personal and professional massage therapy services feel much more relaxed after their massage and orgasm as the happy-ending climax has helped them relieve and release all the stress and sexual tension held in the body, chakras and of course between the legs in the genitalia, so I reiterate that erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage can also be seen as being holistic and therapeutic as a regular and ever-growing, popular form of therapy for women to enjoy as part of their day to day lives.

Some women have booked me to give them their very first erotic sensual massage and I have then taken them on a journey of exploration where some of my female clients will book me for pure pampering pleasure, safe sexual satisfaction, deep relaxation and for the exquisite, exciting, fun or thrill of receiving intimate massage from a highly experienced, fully-trained, handsome, charming, charismatic, well-endowed, professional male massage therapist masseur who gave give both holistic therapeutic full-body massage therapy treatments and erotic sensual relaxing full-body massage incorporating holistic therapeutic touch with Tantric Yoni inspired massage.

It is a very popular fantasy for many women to enjoy a "real" and "regular" genuine holistic therapeutic full-body massage therapy treatment with a male massage therapist masseur that can then turn into a more erotic experience with sensual Tantric massage with prior agreement and willing consent leading towards a more intimate, sexual massage culminating in Yoni massage thus giving my discerning female clientele the best of both worlds with a very happy-ending, powerful, intense orgasm climax in a safe, secret scenario setting, thus trying to keep a balance between to fun fantasy aspect of erotic sensual and the more "serious" and therapeutic reasons that many women also seek erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage therapy.

I give ladies seeking such an experience the assurances of safety, security as well as the promise of an exciting fun, fantastic time spent with me and all the women who book my select services trust me not to go beyond or transgress any pre-arranged, personal boundaries, comfort zones or limits during their time spent with me as I invest a lot of time in "getting it right" for women to enjoy.

My services are all about YOU and about fulfilling your own needs, desires and fantasy

I must also make it absolutely clear that my select, specialised services are also all about consent, thus making it a very consensual, bespoke massage service for you to enjoy without any worry about me going beyond your own personal preferences, boundaries or comfort zones and I do not want you to have any doubts, fears, trepidation, hesitation or worries about feeling nervous or scared as I want you to enjoy yourself and the time spent in my own charming, charismatic company.

I realise that you might be feel naturally nervous or apprehensive about booking my erotic sensual massage therapy services and I reassure and assure you that I am booked on a very regular basis by many women with exactly the same fears, apprehension, nerves, thoughts, doubts and hesitation as your own.

I realise with my vast wealth of experience that is quite a big deal for some women even to just make initial, first-time contact with me let alone have the courage / confidence to then go ahead and make an actual booking appointment for massage, so this is why I go on at length about giving my absolute assurances and personal, professional guarantees throughout my female-friendly website at the risk of repeating myself in some sections as I am very aware that women need to feel safe at all times and despite my naughty nature, I also understand with empathy that I have to remain professional at all times having a moral obligation with a duty of care towards women, thus giving my all my female clients the complete confidence to explore.

Some ladies book me for the sheer pleasure, eroticism, sexual fantasy and thrill of receiving intimate erotic sensual massage as form of excitement coupled with fantasy fulfillment and then there some women who will book me to give them an erotic sensual, holistic relaxing therapeutic, Tantric Yoni full-body massage for more personal or serious reasons such receiving erotic massage as a form of sexual healing or holistic healing, so my clientele bring many different reasons for seeking my erotic sensual massage therapy services to the erotic equation.

I go on to explain in more comprehensive detail within the About Me section of my website what I am and what I am not when I offer / provide erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage for women and you can also read more about me as a person within that section too.

Some sections of my website may seem overtly sexual in nature and some sections may even seem "clinical", but after all I am offering / providng an erotic sensual massage therapy service, but I also want to emphasise that although this is an intimate, fantasy, fun massage service, I am also very discreet, confidential and professional at all times, despite my naughty, playful nature.

In truth, I actually dislike mainstream pornography despite my own naughty nature, always preferring a more female-friendly, sensual approach entwined with erotic element with the theatre of my own imagination as well as many personal experiences, so I am offering ladies the chance to feel nurtured and the chance opportunity to explore erotic sensual massage with a male massage therapist masseur in private without the need to feel pressured or the need to perform themselves for a change letting me do all the work or should I say bodywork.

Some women booking my own professional massage therapy services may be in a very loving, long-term relation or married to their male partners, but they will often seek out my own professional massage services as their male partner may have little or no interest in giving an erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage or any other form of holistic massage therapy and the ladies are seeking much more than just a few playful massage stokes as they want / need or crave to be properly massaged with a proper massage.

Many ladies also book my professional massage services in conjunction with exploring their own sexual fantasy fulfillment and exploring their own bodies with erotic sensual bodywork as a very popular request is to help them achieve orgasm with an intense powerful climax.

Women may love their husbands and have total respect for their male partners or boyfriends, but they will often turn to me to provide Yoni massage which is erotic sensual sexual stimulation of the genitalia as they are unable to experience an orgasm climax with their respective male partners or perhaps their male partner does not give them the attention they secretly need, crave and desire from a man, so booking me to provide this specialised, select service helps them to see what works and doesn't work with respect to men giving them sexual stimulation and they can explore / experiment in a non-judgemental setting with me doing all the work as they lie back and remain passive.

Although I offer / provide a massage therapy service for women, there are a selection of ladies who enjoy going to bed with me after a massage just to be held naked and with us both being completely nude in a nurturing capacity to enjoy a passionate cuddle as opposed to having sex.

I am a professional male massage therapist masseur booking my own private and professional massage services also appreciate that they have to pay a price fee for my time and massage services which also gives me some additional credibility as they are not simply meeting an inexperienced, dubious, disreputable "male massage therapist masseur" who has placed a personal advert on a dating / massage website or even created their own website, but who is possibly "unsafe" in every sense.

I reiterate and repeat that I am a professional, full-trained male massage therapist masseur and ladies booking my own private and professional massage services also appreciate my professionalism as well as the fact that they have to pay a price fee for my time, experience and massage services which also gives me some additional credibility and validity, thus making my own website / massage services seem even more credible as they are not simply meeting a "male massage therapist masseur" who has placed a personal advert on a dating / massage website who has very little or in fact no previous experience.

All my client testimonials and the selection of initial email enquiries are both genuine and real as opposed to being "made up" and composed by the massage therapist / masseur themselves to make them appear more popular with bookings from women than they actually are.

In other words, you are in good hands and with a man / male massage therapist masseur who knows what he is doing.

I am not stating that I am the "best" and "most popular" male massage therapist for women or that I think that I am the ultimate male masseur available for ladies out there, but I most certainly take a lot of bookings from women seeking this type of massage and know exactly what I am doing, what to do and what not to do.

A lot of women tell me that my website is female-friendly, erotic and sexy without being too over-the-top and they also tell me that my written text coincides / resonates with their own thoughts, needs, cravings and desires which is due to the fact that many women have exactly the same sexual fantasy needs, desires and thoughts, so I am able to convey this within my website.

If my words resonate and have resonated / appealed to you, then you are in the right place for me to then take you to the right space.

I appreciate that we all have to start somewhere and from scratch as I did myself in the beginning and my website is still and will always be a "work in progress" as I continue to add new thoughts or experiences and I do explain how I started with the About Me section of my website, but women are paying me for my reputation as well as my vast wealth of experience which has grown and amassed respectively over the years with my own successful niche in the market as a professional male massage therapist masseur who provides a wide range of massage therapy treatments / services exclusively for women.

I do try to be as open, candid and honest as I can within my website as well as having a large selection my still photographic images and videos featuring many different women for your private personal perusal to give even more credence to my select services at least showing that I am doing "what I say on the tin" as it were.

I am not and do not claim to be a sexual athlete, sexual god, gigolo or a magician able to wave a magic wand (although I do have a very big magic wand to wave - Hee Hee!!) enabling you to come and have the best, most intense, powerful orgasm climax you have ever experienced, but I will give it a damn good try and give you the attention you need, crave, desire and deserve.

This erotic experience could help awaken your primal instinct.

You will also have the most amazing awesome massage too with erotic sensual holistic relaxing therapeutic Tantric Yoni massage!!

A Bespoke & Professional Massage Therapy Service for Women 

I provide a very discreet, confidential, safe, secure, reliable, trustworthy, private, professional massage service for adult women of all ages who feel the strong, powerful need, craving and fantasy desire to be massage  by a mature, masculine man / male and for ladies who are seeking erotic, sensual, holistic, relaxing, therapeutic, full-body, Tantric Yoni massage to be given by a mature, professional male massage therapist masseur in a very safe, secure setting.

I recognise, appreciate and acknowledge that women need to feel safe and secure at all times during a massage session.

I am always considered to be very charming, charismatic, friendly and totally approachable as a person and upon initial contact and very professional during an erotic sensual massage session for ladies in need of  a sexual release coupled with an intense, powerful orgasm climax to relieve / ease any sexual tension that they have / hold between their legs as well as other intimate, erogenous zones throughout the entire body and when I am fulfilling massage or sexual needs, desires and fantasy for women.

I assure you that you are not alone in seeking my professional massage therapy services and I have been offering / providing a very popular, successful, discreet, confidential, safe, secure, reliable, trustworthy, private, professional massage service exclusively for women for many years now until present day being booked on a very regular basis by many ladies just like yourself with exactly the same thoughts, fears, doubts, hesitation, trepidation, nerves, embarrassment, desires, fantasy and needs as your own.

I assure you that you are NOT alone in wanting to fulfil your massage fantasy desires, sexual fantasy thoughts and intimate sexual needs with a male massage therapist masseur as I am booked on a very regular basis by many women of all adult ages between 18 to 80 just like yourself and by many ladies who have exactly the same feelings as your own.

I fully understand the need for absolute secrecy, discretion and confidentiality and I always assure my female clients of discretion and that all contact between us will always remain completely confidential at all times.

I am very aware and fully understand that many ladies will be naturally nervous, embarrassed, scared and apprehensive with the possibility of booking my erotic sensual Tantric Yoni services, but I reiterate and repeat that you are not alone in searching for such select services online out of initial curiosity, then subsequently finding my website with the subsequent possibility or view to then book my massage services to fulfil your own individual massage and intimate sexual needs.

I also offer and provide a wide range of genuine holistic, relaxing and therapeutic full-body massage therapy treatments as well as proving erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage and you can read more about my holistic therapies if you choose to visit the Holistic Relaxing Therapeutic Massage link in the main menu / header section.

I always provide a very professional service for all my female clients and one which you are bound to enjoy.

I am committed to providing a quality service with value for money ensuring that you make the most of your precious, quality time spent with me and I shall always give you an un-hurried, un-rushed massage session that you won't forget.

I always incorporate holistic therapeutic massage therapies with erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage so that my clients have the best of both worlds with the perfect pampering package for their appointments with me.

I am booked by many women of all adult ages on a regular basis with the exact same fears, nerves, apprehension, trepidation, questions, views, ideals, thoughts and fantasies as yourself who all have the same desire, craving and need to receive erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage or even just holistic relaxing therapeutic full-body massage in one form or another given by a professional male massage therapist masseur to help fulfil their individual needs.

I am a consummate professional with a vast wealth of experience providing a professional service for my clients and you are not going or venturing into the complete unknown by responding to a "stranger" who may have placed a personal advert on the internet.

Although I am a professional, you still do not "know" me in person if this is your first appointment booking with me, so there will still be an element of danger, desire, excitement, adrenaline rush, release of endorphins, sexual thrill and anticipation about booking me to fulfil your innermost secret massage fantasy desires.

Please also remember and note that I am also booked by many women to visit them in their own home, hotel room or even office workplace to provide non-sexual, holistic massage, therapeutic massage, Swedish massage, anti-cellulite massage, seated massage, Lomi Lomi massage or relaxing full-body mobile massage therapy treatments, thus giving my mobile erotic sensual Tantric Yoni massage therapy service for women an element of credence, credibility and respectability.

I provide a very discreet, confidential, safe, secure, bespoke massage therapy service for women and we will always discuss your own individual personal preferences, limits and comfort zones before we meet in person for your actual appointment booking.

Although I mention that everything will be within your own comfort zones at all times in terms of safety, security and keeping within your own personal limits, you may feel that by just booking me for an erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage will of course be taking you out of your own usual "comfort zones" that you may have in day to day life, thus giving you the chance to relax, explore and to enjoy a full-body massage given by a professional male massage therapist masseur.

You may feel that there is something missing or lacking in your everyday life and that life may be boring for you at present, so perhaps booking a male massage therapist masseur to give you a deeply relaxing, erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage might take you out of your usual comfort zones in this respect and give you a well-deserved break from your daily routine giving you the chance opportunity to do something different in life or you may even be enjoying your life to the full, but still feel the need to book an erotic sensual holistic relaxing therapeutic full-body massage to give you a much needed sexual release as a form of healing, relaxation therapy as well as fulfilling a sexual fantasy also giving you an additional thrill with added excitement in your life and perhaps this is something that has been on your "wishlist" of things to do for a long time and something that you have always secretly wanted to try and explore in a professional, safe secure setting with a man / male massage therapist masseur you can trust to take you on this journey.

My massage therapy services for women are all about YOU and fulfilling your own needs, desires and fantasy fulfillment and NOT about fulfilling my own sexual fantasy needs, although giving any form of massage therapy is a personal passion of mine, so you can be assured that I will be enjoying the experience with you too.

The Principles of My Erotic Sensual Tantric Massage for Women

My massage therapy sessions for women can be deeply sexual, erotic, sensual and nurturing with as much or as little kink as you desire. 

So many women have never had their deepest sexual desires met and many of my female clients have never had this chance opportunity express their secret sexual fantasy desires with a man like myself in a safe, secure space giving them the chance to explore.

I am never, ever judgemental and please feel free to express your innermost thoughts with me when we enjoy an open, honest and candid initial telephone conversation prior to making arrangements to meet or in person when we met for your erotic sensual massage session.

I think that it is such a shame that women have felt the need to suppress their true desires for so long due to the conventional constraints, restraints and conventions that are held within mainstream society.

I also that think that it is such a shame that women are sometimes made to feel shame / shameful about wishing to explore their sexual desires, lusts and kinky, fetish fantasy with an adventurous man / explorer, so here is your chance to now explore without any judgement, retribution, embarrassment, shame, humiliation and shame.

Life is too short, so why not seize this opportunity to book a session with me so that you can join one of the many other women in life that are now seeking such services presented and given by a professional male massage therapist masseur.

Physical pleasure is about the whole body combined with calm, trust, relaxation, beauty, arousal, flow, harmony and connection.

After giving and receiving many numerous tantric, erotic sensual and holistic therapeutic full-body massages, I have developed my own unique and personal style of massage therapy, which brings my own sensuality, personality and playfulness into the session and together with the tantric massage principles / tantra inspired massage techniques creates an intense and beautiful experience. 

I provide a blissful blend and calming combination of holistic relaxing therapeutic full-body massage and erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage for all my discerning female clientele with nudity and sensuality.

My massage is an introduction into the world of sensuality, feeling the world through the senses, genuine care and new discoveries of blissful sensations. 

Thankfully, society’s judgments and conventions about exploring basic human sexual desire in a consenting situation and consensual arrangement are eroding fast and we are now moving into a world where your innermost, secret desires can be expressed and explored in beautiful, pleasurable, safe, secure ways.

The erotic sensual Tantric Yoni full-body massage combined with erotic sensual bodywork is the ideal choice if you are looking to experience new pleasures which will take you into a place of relaxation and erotic ecstasy.

I shall beckon / summon you out of the shadows to then take you on your new journey of exploration.

Welcome to your new journey of discovery

I can teach you about your own body, feminine sexuality with a journey self-exploration and self-discovery using Tantric techniques, Yoni style massage combined with erotic sensual bodywork, erotic sensual full-body massage, intimate relaxing massage and holistic therapeutic massage blended with intimacy.

I can explore your innermost secret depths, conscious consensual kink, fetish and fulfil fantasy with you in a beautiful, artistic, romantic, safe, secure, reliable, trustworthy way allowing you to explore within a safe, secure, secret space going at your own pace and in your own special way with me as your highly experienced mentor / guide.

This is your chance to find sexual satisfaction and to fulfil your secret fantasy needs, cravings and desires with a man / professional male massage therapist masseur who fully understands your needs.

This is a chance for you to find the surrender you seek.

Although I come from the light side, you can feel safe to explore your dark side.

To feel nurtured, wanted, needed, massaged, teased, tantalised, touched and held the way you need to be held, then to surrender to my teaching, education and dominant will as I educate you and teach you the art of erotic sensual massage.

This is your chance opportunity to share and explore your secret erotic desires and act them out with a professional male massage therapist masseur a safe, beautiful, romantic and powerful way.

Please let me know what you would like to explore with me and then we can open you up to a new world of possibility. 

I also reassure you that all my massage therapy services are about mutual consent and everything that takes place is between two consenting adults with prior informed consent.

This is a very safe and secure, reliable, trustworthy and honest service based on mutual respect for each other.

I am totally non-scene never attending any spanking parties, spanking clubs, fetish parties / clubs and I do not peruse or visit any other spanking related websites.

Your massage will always be safe and secure as I never, ever cross or transgress any pre-arranged, personal limits or boundaries and I would never digress from any mutual agreements between us or ever go beyond your personal preferences, even when we are exploring new territory together.

You have all the time in world to make contact with me as I shall be offering / proving my select services for women for a long time into the forthcoming future, so please enjoy casually browsing, perusing and reading through my website and then you can choose to make contact with me when you feel that the time is right and when you are most comfortable and ready to do so.

My massage therapy services are all about you and your own needs / desires

My erotic sensual massage therapy treatments / services are all about YOU and your own needs or desires, so I would just like to make it clear from the outset stating for the record that some women enjoy my massage services without having any genital stimulation, personal / sexual intimacy, oral sex or complete nudity for both parties during massage which is absolutely fine and not a pre-requisite of my own or for the appointment by any means.

Many women do prefer to be completely passive and non-reactive during an erotic sensual massage and / or spanking session.

I am always very conscious that the massage appointment and time is all about you, your own desires, needs or fantasy fulfillment and not my own desire or sexual needs, so I am always very careful and considerate to observe your wishes to stay within our pre-arranged boundaries and your own limits / comfort zones.

It is NOT a pre-requisite for the lady being massaged to feel under any obligation whatsoever to perform any sexual acts on myself when I am giving the massage or administering spankings and my female clientele often prefer to remain in a passive state or passive role to just lie on the bed or massage table to receive pleasure and to derive her own sexual satisfaction from being treated to erotic sensual relaxing massage being massaged and pleasured by myself.

You may see that some of the women are engaging in performing some sexual acts with myself in a select number of the videos which is their own personal choice to do so, however I absolutely assure you that there is absolutely NO pressure at all to perform or an obligation to please me as the massage therapist masseur as this erotic experience with massage is all about YOU and your own personal pleasure and NOT about me taking or enjoying my own sexual pleasure.

Whilst I am very mindful that the erotic experience is all about YOU and your own climax / orgasm with passionate pleasure, it is a very popular request from my female clients to enjoy my own climax with cum and an explosive ejaculation of spunk.

Ladies may enjoy also my own voluminous, explosive ejaculation of spunk in a variety of different ways or for me to bring my self to climax / orgasm during the erotic sensual massage to then splatter any parts of their body such as the face with a facial cumshot, neck, bare breasts or bottom with my hot spurts of semen, squirting spunk and ejaculations of cum.

My more discerning and adventurous female clientele will often enjoy me shooting my spunk and splattering their bodies with my spurting semen, silver sperm and climax of cum.

It is about me giving to you and not taking from you as many women feel that their sexual relationships are very one-sided and all about the man taking his pleasure without giving to the woman, so this is your time to lie back and just enjoy the massage and the sexual pleasure that comes with erotic sensual massage culminating in your own very intense and powerful orgasm.

I do not expect or encourage a female client to perform any sexual acts on me and anything of this nature if always at her discretion, choice and volition.

Most women booking my massage services prefer to just remain passive and to let me touch and pleasure them with my sensual stroking, erotic sensual massage techniques, hands or with oral sex if so desired without feeling the need to reciprocate in kind and to then touch me or to pleasure me.

I can guarantee full sexual satisfaction with giving other sexual services such as manual sexual stimulation using my hand / fingers (Yoni massage), oral sex and sexy touch with erotic sensual massage for all my discerning female clientele.

There also many women and female clients who enjoy my explosive ejaculation of spunk and ladies who enjoy being splattered in my spunk as I shoot, spurt and squirt my hot cum with / over them shooting, spurting and squirting semen over their face, neck, bare boobs, body or bare bottom as they enjoy or relish being splattered in my hot seed / sperm and enjoy my ejaculation of spunk with a powerful, explosive climax orgasm.

It can also be very sexy for us both to come together with a very powerful, mutual climax orgasm.

My erotic sensual sexual massage therapy services are all about YOU and fulfilling your own sexual needs and NOT about me just taking my own sexual pleasure or fulfilling my own sexual needs / desires, although you can guarantee that I will be enjoying myself too.