Prices

Massage Prices & Logistics

I do consciously keep all my prices very reasonable due to the fact that I am booked by many women on a regular basis.

There are clients who will also book my services two or three times each month with regular appointments which is another valid and viable reason for keeping my price structure reasonable and affordable for my clientele.

You also have the added advantage of booking my professional massage services as an independent massage therapist as opposed to booking through an agency or company so there are no additional agency fees on top of the actual massage fee.

I must admit that I am often very amused and left smiling to myself when women who make contact with me or then subsequently go on to book my own services tell me about some of the incredible, exorbitant and even ridiculously high hilarious prices that some other male massage therapists / masseurs try to charge or seem to charge for their own select services.

Even with my own vast wealth of experience and amazing popularity in this niche market fail to comprehend, understand or see how expensive price fees can be justified, let alone paid by intelligent women.

In all fairness, I have been very entrepreneurial, enterprising and successful with other business ventures making enough money over the years aside from my select services for women having always been self-sufficient, self-employed and independent of life's usual boundaries being a true free spirit, so this is not about the money for me, however I fail to see how over-charging for giving my own female clients what is essentially a regular massage culminatiing in a very happy-ending can be justified.

I am not claiming to be the best out there or the most talented / good-looking or to have the best website, but I do certainly know what I am doing with my own vast wealth of experience and having so many of my own still photographs and videos featuring many different ladies, thus proving to you that I am seeing / booked by many different women

You are an intelligent woman, so please remember that if anything sounds too good to be true, especially with a website that does not have any "real" images of the person offering his services, then it probably is too good to be true, in addition to a person having clearly made up their own client reviews or testimonials which seems to happen a lot these days in all walks of life with other unrelated businesses to be honest, but at least my own testimonials are teal and true, with me "doing what I say on the tin" so to speak with many regular female clients, repeat bookings and new enquiries each and every day regarding my own services.

I was once sent a link to by a lady which took me to a guy's website only using "stock images" taken from the internet and there were no still photograhs or sample videos of his own, then upon reading his "testimonials" and " real genuine client reviews", I just burst into laughter as they were all quite obviously composed / written by himself all having the same identical themes, spelling mistakes and making him seem like the best thing that ever happened to women, but the best laugh of all is that he was asking for hundreds of pounds for his services, so after speaking with the lady who initially sent me his link, we both agreed that he had probably never had even one client let alone all the many women that had supposedly booked his services over the years.

I also find it very amusing if I hear from other women who have perused other men's websites telling me that the men claim to have massaged hundreds, if not thousands of women or female clients, especially having such basic adverts or simple substandard websites to advertise and promote their services.

We all have to start somewhere and I am good, but I am not that good to justify such amazing testimonials or charging so much money for my services and I would never make such ludicrous, unbelievable or riduculous false, seemingly untrue claims.

I always remember one lady who booked my own services several years ago telling me that she had booked a male massage therapist who had images of a very good-looking guy with model looks / physique on his website and when she turned up at his so-called luxury apartment, it was actually a very ordinary location and the man who answered the door was about five inches smaller, ten years older and not even half as good-looking as the person depicted on his website, so do be careful out there and of course she left immediately.

At least I always try to be honest, upfront and original with my own website and claims, thus giving ladies true value for money and always keeping my own true values with integrity.

I am sure as an intelligent lady, you will now have your own thoughts, ideas and concepts regarding my services and you will continue to make your own independent mind up about whether to book my own services or not after perusing my website.

I do assure you that my own services are all about truth / honesty or integrity with a duty of personal / professional care and booking myself to fulfil your needs will always be true value for your hard-earned money, so why not go ahead and try me, you will not be disappointed.

My massage prices can be found if you scroll further down this page

Legal Booking Notice

My price fees are for my massage treatments and time spent with me representing a professional appointment and arrangement. 

Anything else or any other activities than massage that may or may not happen, transpire or occur between us is a matter of personal preference and choice between two consenting adults over the legal age of 18.

No Hidden Extra Charges

My prices for erotic sensual massage can be found if you scroll further down this page.

Your massage price fees will always remain at the fixed price regardless of the sensual sexual services you request.

My prices below always reflect the fee for a massage appointment booking in total with no other hidden extras or charges and as there is no charge per hour you are always assured of full satisfaction and guaranteed value for money.

Although I describe several different styles of massage that I offer, all the massage prices represent a combination and blissful blend of each massage therapy encapsulated into one holistic treatment so you can experience everything on offer.

I do not charge a separate price fee for each style of massage and there is only one inclusive price fee for your appointment, however my massage services are all bespoke so you may wish to omit or add a certain treatment if desired.

Timing for Massage Appointments

I am often asked by new prospective female clients how long are my erotic sensual massage appointments, so I feel that I should address this question or issue of timing.

I do NOT charge by the hour.

Unlike my regular holistic therapeutic massage appointments which usually last for a duration of one hour, there is no particular time limit or cut-off point with my erotic sensual massage treatments with a very happy ending culminating in intense orgasm.

You can always expect to allow at least one hour to one-and-a-half hours in duration for your appointment, but do be prepared to enjoy your massage treatment for a longer un-rushed, unhurried time dedicated to fulfilling all your massage needs or intimate desires. 

However, I tend not to exceed more than circa 90 minutes per massage treatment and booking appointment, which is sufficient, ample time for you to completely relax and enjoy your combination of holistic relaxing therapeutic Swedish massage and erotic sensual massage with a very sexually fulfilling happy-ending.

Many women like to enjoy a more prolonged erotic sensual massage therapy treatment enabling them to achieve multiple orgasm, extended orgasm and fantasy fulfillment with sexual stimulation.

Massage & spanking services when booked together in one session

If you wish to book any of my massage therapy treatments and spanking services together in one un-rushed, unhurried appointment then I will only charge you the price fee for my massage services with the spanking services included and there will be no extra price fee for spanking.

How to make a payment

If perchance you are a mature, elderly lady of a certain age who wishes to book my massage therapy services and who perhaps finds it difficult to negotiate the modern day complexities of internet banking and electronic money transfers, then I will be more than happy to accept cash payments on the day of my visit and your appointment after we have spoken in person to ascertain your age and your current situation and I would only accept a cash payment in person if you live within reasonable, fairly close proximity to where I am living / staying at the time that you wish to book me, so please disregard the following information which still applies to my other female clientele.

I now only accept pre-payment in full for my services which can easily be paid directly into my bank account bank by electronic transfer / online banking in advance of an appointment booking.

I no longer accept cash payments and due to the on-going safety situation with banks or people handling cash denominations, so I now ONLY accept pre-payment to be made in full for my services by bank transfer with your funds beings transferred directly into my designated bank account in advance of all bookings.

My decision to only accept payments in advance payable by bank transfer is also because I now only offer / provide a mobile massage service, so this is another main reason why I always prefer to be paid in advance before I travel to your location for an appointment booking.

I only accept payments in full by bank transfer before all appointments with your funds beings transferred directly into my designated business bank account in advance of all bookings.

I do not accept PayPal payments, card payments or any other forms / methods of payment for my services.

This professional arrangment of paying me in full and in advance of your appointment is non-negotiable and has always worked with my clients since I made this decision to only accept pre-payment in full after the main Covid crisis and lockdown period.

I am very aware and full understand that some ladies may wish to keep their full name out of the equation for personal and professional reasons when not wishing to pay in advance by BACS transfer and I am very aware that some ladies need discretion, secrecy and confidentiality if they are marrried women who wish to book my services with regard to a financial transaction, so if you can think of another way around my request for payment in advance of all bookings, then I am open to suggestions, but I would prefer not to accept cash in hand payments on the actual day of the appointment booking and full assure all ladies contemplating booking my services that everything will also remain discreet, confidential and secret on a financial level too.

I will supply you my price fee quote which will include my travel expenses travelling to and from your location when you make initial contact with me so that you know exactly how much your cash payment on the day or bank transfer in advance will be.

If you choose to pay me in advance by bank transfer, then I assure you that your bank details, name and all financial transactions between us will always remain completely confidential.

The transfer payment transaction would discreetly appear on your bank account statement as "SimonServices" thus keeping your transaction very secret, private, confidential and discreet.

I further assure you that the payment on your bank statement will have NO reference to massage or massage related services.

If you choose to make an advance payment with a bank transfer would then send you my business bank details via email once you have arranged and confirmed your booking with me.

When you have transferred the funds into my bank account and advised me via text / email after doing so, then I would send you a confirmation email by return to confirm the safe receipt and transfer of your payment.

I also give my further assurances that there will be no other extra price fee charges after you have paid me and that the amount that you have transferred to my bank account in advance will be the total price fee with nothing left owing on the day.

I am very professional when it comes to payments despite my naughty nature when it comes to erotic sensual massage.

If you have paid me in advance of the booking, then I will offer a complete refund for the full amount if you have to cancel your booking with me at any other time prior to the day of your appointment booking.

If you have to cancel your appointment at the last minute so to speak and on the day that I am due to travel to your location, then I offer a personal guarantee that I will refund your booking payment in full, but only if I have not started my journey to see you.

What does "plus travel expenses" mean in addition to my set massage price fee?

Some individual massage price fees listed herewith are followed by "plus travel expenses" when you look at my price fee structure.

This means that I have a definitive, set price fee for my actual massage services and then I would ask for my additional travel fares / expenses to and from my own location to your location to be added on top of the set massage price fee.

I thought that I should mention that I am NOT banned from driving in case some people were wondering why I only travel to each individual booking and location by public transport or by taking a taxi.

I will be travelling to your location within walking distance or travelling via public transport using the bus or overground trains.

If you are located a reasonable distance away from your nearest train station, then I may need to book a taxi to take me to and from your own location if I deem the journey is too far to either walk or to take a bus journey to visit you.

Basically, some travelling to see clients can be more difficult that others in as much that some ladies live in more remote areas or they may be staying some distance away from the nearest train station or bus stop, which would mean that a taxi journey is my only option.

My price fee structure herewith includes my travel expenses when I am travelling by public transport, however if I need to also book a taxi, then I would have to ask you to pay my taxi fares in addition to my massage price fee.

I would therefore always research my journey before travelling to see you and then advise you if I need to take a taxi to and from your hotel or home so you have advance warning of my total, overall price fee for your appointment, so that you then know the exact total price fee owing before making your payment by bank transfer.

I am very "fair" with my "fares" and I am never, ever gratuitous when asking for my additional travel expenses on top of my actual set price fee. and if I can walk to your location from the nearest train station within a reasonable distance or take a bus journey, then I am quite prepared to do so.

There may be some instances where my clients live in very close proximity to my own location, so if this is the case, then I may not need to ask for any additional travel expenses or they might be kept to a minimum as I would not have far to travel to visit you at your own home or hotel.

Once you have paid for my services in full by direct transfer to my bank account, I would then send you a confirmation email confirming the safe receipt of your transfer also stating that you do NOT owe me any further payment for the appointment booking as you will have already paid in full with a nil balance owing for your peace-of-mind.

Price fee for appointments NOT bringing my massage therapy table / couch  

I do explain in more detail on my Home Page why I am not able to bring my massage therapy table / couch with me for appointment bookings at this point in time.

I also keep my price fee very reasonable due to the fact that I am not usually able to bring my massage therapy couch / table with me.

£70 plus my travel expenses to and from your location 

Price Fee for Two Ladies

I am occasionally booked to provide massage therapy treatments for two female friends to celebrate special occasions or to enjoy pamper days together where I would give the massage treatments separately and back-to-back.

£120 plus my travel expenses to and from your location 

Price Fee for Female Parties | Hen Parties | Pamper Parties | More Than Two Ladies

Price fee negotiable depending on the number of ladies

Discounts for ladies who wish to book regular massage appointments

Some women enjoy booking my massage services on a regular basis, so if you have really enjoyed your massage treatment after booking an initial appointment and then wish to make further bookings with me then I am more than happy to discuss a discounted massage fee for your future appointments. 

This discounted price fee is negotiable between us depending on how often you would like to book me or your area / location and the price structure will decrease on a sliding scale accordingly.

Special discounts for ladies aged 65 and over

I able able to offer special price fee discounts for ladies aged 65 years of age and over.

£60 plus my travel expenses to and from your location 

Discount price concessions for all general students over the age of 18

I do understand and appreciate that some younger women will prefer to be massaged by a more mature man or to experience erotic sensual massage with a mature male massage therapist masseur, so I am therefore able to offer my massage therapy treatments at a very generous and substantial reduced price discount for all genuine female students over the age of 18 with valid proof of age and student status

I am usually booked to massage ladies over the age of at least 20 and if you are a student aged between 18 to 20 then I would respectfully request that I also see a valid form of ID to show proof of your age and to confirm that you are over the legal age of 18

£60 plus my travel expenses to and from your location 

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